Jun 15th entry: I feel disgusting. Huge. Like a fucking unattractive blob. This is going to sound like a stupid, unnecessary sob story but this is how I feel. I’ve always weighed around 125-130lbs and as of late I weigh 145lbs . I’m not used to this weight gain and it makes me feel like […]Read more "Fuck me (not in the way you’re thinking)"
Ya’ll. Idk what the hell is going on but the universe has called out war against me. Before we get into any of the shenanigans that is my tragic life, I want to sincerely apologize for not posting every Saturday like I’ve promised. I know how much ya’ll love reading the tea with your Saturday […]Read more "A week in review: Netflix and Namastaymyass over here / Lil Wayne is a prophet (LONG READ)"
So folks, I left work early today because I had an anxiety attack. Fun, fun, fun. Having a normal anxiety attack is always a bag of laughs and giggles for me, but I was blessed enough to be able to suffer from 2 different types. Whoopty fucking do. One type of anxiety attack is triggered […]Read more "99 problems, and being normal ain’t one!"
Ya’ll. My heart is racing, my hands shaking, and all I can do is laugh. For the purposes of this and future work related stories, we are going to call my white co-worker Smokey due to her fondness of cigarettes and my black co-worker #bustednboujee; the name speaks for itself. So as a bit of […]Read more "#PettyWop"
Shoutout to the middle aged woman on the bus who told her daughter that her husband could still find her sexy “even though” they are married. Shoutout to the guy who told me I should smile while I was walking to the bus, as if smiling at the concrete would make my commute home so […]Read more "Man, what a week!"
First and foremost, this weather has me feeling some type of way. One day it’s 90 something and the next day it’s 50 something and raining. Like, no. Stop. On top of that, this office has bad vibes because people are snitching on each other, telling lies on people, and just being overall shady and […]Read more "#overit: my tragic life in small stories (tw: self harm)"
So I work in a department that is 98% women and for some reason, everyone is batshit cray this week. Everyone is hella rude and catty. It’s just too much! I’m not one of those girls that “can’t hang around females because they’re too much drama”. I live for drama, as long as I’m not […]Read more "Life update 6/14/17: Random tips and tricks of survival"